A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.

The biggest threat to America today is not communism. It's moving America toward a fascist theocracy, and everything that's happened during the Reagan administ…

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

Remember there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.