There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.

Gail has said in interviews that one of the things that makes our relationship work is the fact that we hardly ever get to talk to each other.

The biggest threat to America today is not communism. It's moving America toward a fascist theocracy, and everything that's happened during the Reagan administ…