Rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, in order to provide articles for people who can't read.

The more boring a child is, the more the parents, when showing off the child, receive adulation for being good parents - because they have a tame child-creatur…

I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful. I just want to t…

The creation and destruction of harmonic and 'statistical' tensions is essential to the maintenance of compositional drama. Any composition (or improvisation) …