I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful. I just want to tell you somethin' - there's more of us UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS than you are, hey-y, so watch out.

Rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, in order to provide articles for people who can't read.

There are three things that smell of fish. One of them is fish. The other two are growing on you!

The more boring a child is, the more the parents, when showing off the child, receive adulation for being good parents - because they have a tame child-creatur…