There are three things that smell of fish. One of them is fish. The other two are growing on you!

I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful. I just want to t…

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

Rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, in order to provide articles for people who can't read.