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More from Frank Zappa

  1. Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

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  2. Scientology, how about that? You hold on to the tin cans and then this guy asks you a bunch of questions, and if you pay enough money you get to join the maste…

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  3. There are three things that smell of fish. One of them is fish. The other two are growing on you!

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