More from Fred Dibnah

  1. 'Teaching boys to bake cakes? That's no way to maintain an industrial empire.'
  2. 'Them fancy London types don't know the pleasure of eating chips with fingers'
  3. 'The thing is nowadays, you'll have 20 men working, yet 60 men telling them 'You can't do that, you ain't got a tin hat on''.
  4. 'That's Bolton's biggest chimney that... and I climbed it for a ten bob wager. Never did get the ten bob though.'
  5. 'It's a funny thing this celebrity. If you don't wave back you're a miserable bugger, if you do wave back you're a big-headed bugger. I don…
  6. Fred also previously received two honorary doctorates ..... They were both given by the relevant engineering faculties, but Fred always tol…
  7. 'If you make one mistake, it's half a day out with the undertaker.'
  8. 'I've never fell off a big chimney. You'd only fall off one of them once.'

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