'Them fancy London types don't know the pleasure of eating chips with fingers'

'By 'eck it were grand.'

'That's Bolton's biggest chimney that... and I climbed it for a ten bob wager. Never did get the ten bob though.'

'Teaching boys to bake cakes? That's no way to maintain an industrial empire.'

The trouble with tea is that originally it was quite a good drink. So a group of the most eminent British scientists put their heads together, and made complic…

Then sing as Martin Luther sang, As Doctor Martin Luther sang, 'Who loves not wine, woman and song, He is a fool his whole life long.'

O! what's a table richly spread Without a woman at its head!