Quote #11

About Hentai: 'Well, at least the monster seems to always make sure the girl's satisfied'

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  1. 'All men are fanboys. You need to stop being so prissy and learn how to benefit from it.'
  2. 'This is my life. My game. My rules. If you want to be a part of it, you will respect that.'
  3. 'She's not a person, Largo, she's a commodity. Be happy for her. At least commodities are worth something.'
  4. Flight attendant: 'Sir, please, it's against airline policy to use the headphone cord to strangle a fellow passenger.' - 'Just gimme five m…
  5. 'They don't build these things like they used to.. One stray H.E.A.T. round and down they go.'
  6. Flight attendant: 'Does anyone here speak leet?' - 'j0'
  7. 'yknow, now that i think about it, the greeks were pretty Emo, weren't they?'
  8. 'There it was! A AMD Athlon CPU that wasn't being overclocked! This was a crime! I felt that I had to right this injustice!'

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