'This is my life. My game. My rules. If you want to be a part of it, you will respect that.'

About Hentai: 'Well, at least the monster seems to always make sure the girl's satisfied'

Flight attendant: 'Sir, please, it's against airline policy to use the headphone cord to strangle a fellow passenger.' - 'Just gimme five more minutes...'

'All men are fanboys. You need to stop being so prissy and learn how to benefit from it.'