Flight attendant: 'Sir, please, it's against airline policy to use the headphone cord to strangle a fellow passenger.' - 'Just gimme five more minutes...'

'This is my life. My game. My rules. If you want to be a part of it, you will respect that.'

Flight attendant: 'Does anyone here speak leet?' - 'j0'

About Hentai: 'Well, at least the monster seems to always make sure the girl's satisfied'