Quote #13

Flight attendant: 'Sir, please, it's against airline policy to use the headphone cord to strangle a fellow passenger.' - 'Just gimme five more minutes...'

More from Fred Gallagher

  1. 'This is my life. My game. My rules. If you want to be a part of it, you will respect that.'
  2. Flight attendant: 'Does anyone here speak leet?' - 'j0'
  3. About Hentai: 'Well, at least the monster seems to always make sure the girl's satisfied'
  4. 'There it was! A AMD Athlon CPU that wasn't being overclocked! This was a crime! I felt that I had to right this injustice!'
  5. 'All men are fanboys. You need to stop being so prissy and learn how to benefit from it.'
  6. 'Ph34r my l33t n3kkid skillz!!!'
  7. 'She's not a person, Largo, she's a commodity. Be happy for her. At least commodities are worth something.'
  8. 'But, we lack b33r. Ph34r my l4ck of b33r!'

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