'Ph33r this one, Piro. Ph34r with gr34t ph33r.'

To Erika: 'Woah... you are r4ck3d! Hey, both of our roomies are totally wasted. Whaddya say...when we get to your place let me show you what l33t things I can …

'It has a secret program of ultimate destruction. All Sonys do.'

'There's something else... something about this place... something unusual... Oh yeah! I've never been in a girl's bathroom before! Cool!'