'It has a secret program of ultimate destruction. All Sonys do.'

'Ph33r this one, Piro. Ph34r with gr34t ph33r.'

Miho: 'I wasn't aware the Tokyo Police employed uneducated, paranoid, delusional foreign delinquents.' - 'In my case, they made an exception.'

To Erika: 'Woah... you are r4ck3d! Hey, both of our roomies are totally wasted. Whaddya say...when we get to your place let me show you what l33t things I can …