Largo: 'Don't you ever think that there might be more to life than just games?' 'You mean like finding a girlfriend, getting out of debt, moving ahead in our careers, stuff like that?' 'Yea.' 'There was a sim game about that, wasn't there?' 'Yea, it sucked.' ''Nuff said.'

'Piro, I've been thinking...' - 'Aren't there laws against that?'

Piro: 'Nice mullet. Do all your heroes look like 'MacGyver'?' - 'There are no more heroes.'

Largo: 'Up in the sky! It's raining zombies!' Dom: 'The explosion Ed set off must have formed an interdimensional rift. We've duplicated this in the Sega Labs …