Piro: 'Nice mullet. Do all your heroes look like 'MacGyver'?' - 'There are no more heroes.'

Largo: 'Don't you ever think that there might be more to life than just games?' 'You mean like finding a girlfriend, getting out of debt, moving ahead in our c…

Largo: 'This scene is saying, 'I am lame.' ' 'This scene is saying, 'I am really lame.' ' 'This scene says, 'This is the lamest thing that ever crawled out of …

'Piro, I've been thinking...' - 'Aren't there laws against that?'