Largo: 'This scene is saying, 'I am lame.' ' 'This scene is saying, 'I am really lame.' ' 'This scene says, 'This is the lamest thing that ever crawled out of the lamest hole on the planet where all lameness was originally spawned in the known universe.' ' Piro: 'And having a girl break your arm in three places wasn't lame?' Largo: 'Nah, that was cool.'

Piro: 'Nice mullet. Do all your heroes look like 'MacGyver'?' - 'There are no more heroes.'

Largo: 'Chill, dude. I'm sure we'll get deported eventually. Remember that roadtrip we took to Canada?' 'Actually, I was kind of hoping to avoid that experienc…

Largo: 'Don't you ever think that there might be more to life than just games?' 'You mean like finding a girlfriend, getting out of debt, moving ahead in our c…