9 Freddie Mercury Quotes on Humor

Freddie Mercury quotes on humor

3. Listen, if you guys wanna move around and shift your asses a little... It's okay by us. You can take all your clothes off if you like too. It doesn't matter... Fuck off! (laughs)

24. 'I'm as gay as a daffodil, darling.'

28. 'I never carry money, just like the real Queen. If I fancy something in a shop I always ask someone on our staff to buy it.'

31. 'Hi, my name is Kim Basinger... ummm, Freddie Mercury.'

38. 'I've stopped all that promiscuous lifestyle. I've stopped having sex and started growing tulips.'

57. 'The one Brian did, the George Formby, uh, God what's it called, um... You know the George Formby ukulele number on A Night At The Opera? God I've forgotten the name, um, uh...oh dear. Anyway..it's the, guah, what's it called! A Night At The Opera....ah, I'll think about it in a minute!' (the song Freddie forgot about was Good Company)

60. 'This is my champagne time, cheers everybody. I was going to make a nice long speech, but forget it. Have champagne for breakfast tomorrow, just go out and buy it' -Earls Court, 1977

65. 'I really do feel like being evil tonight.' -Earl's Court, 1977

72. 'About ten years ago, I knew three chords on the guitar. Now, in 1982, I know three chords on the guitar.' - Queen on Fire: Live At The Bowl, Milton Keynes 1982 (intro to 'Crazy Little Thing Called Love')