Freddie Mercury Quotes on Humor
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Listen, if you guys wanna move around and shift your asses a little... It's okay by us. You can take all your clothes off if you like too. It doesn't matter... Fuck off! (laughs)
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'I'm as gay as a daffodil, darling.'
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'I never carry money, just like the real Queen. If I fancy something in a shop I always ask someone on our staff to buy it.'
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'Hi, my name is Kim Basinger... ummm, Freddie Mercury.'
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'I've stopped all that promiscuous lifestyle. I've stopped having sex and started growing tulips.'
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'The one Brian did, the George Formby, uh, God what's it called, um... You know the George Formby ukulele number on A Night At The Opera? God I've forgotten the name, um, uh...oh dear. Anyway..it's the, guah, what's it called! A Night At The Opera....ah, I'll think about it in a minute!' (the song Freddie forgot about was Good Company)
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'This is my champagne time, cheers everybody. I was going to make a nice long speech, but forget it. Have champagne for breakfast tomorrow, just go out and buy it' -Earls Court, 1977
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'I really do feel like being evil tonight.' -Earl's Court, 1977
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'About ten years ago, I knew three chords on the guitar. Now, in 1982, I know three chords on the guitar.' - Queen on Fire: Live At The Bowl, Milton Keynes 1982 (intro to 'Crazy Little Thing Called Love')