Quote #18
God writes a lot of comedy: the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
More from Garrison Keillor
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- I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
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- I think the most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't say that.'