You'd learn more about the world by lying on the couch and drinking gin out of a bottle than by watching the news.

Where I'm from we don't trust paper. Wealth is what's here on the premises. If I open a cupboard and see, say, 30 cans of tomato sauce and a five-pound bag of …

The funniest line in English is 'Get it?' When you say that, everyone chortles.

Thank you, dear God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. [The last sentence of the short story 'State Fair' found in the book Leavin…

Prima sapientiae clavis definitur, assidua scilicet seu frequens interrogation : Dubitando enim ad inquisitionem venimus; inquirendo veritatem percipimus.

There are a lot of people who think our job is to reassure the public every night that their home, their community and their nation is safe. I don't subscribe …

I doubt there's ever been a true thing said on Fox. Maybe the weather report, maybe not.