34 Relaxation Quotes
Short relaxation quotes
The best thing about being too late is that there's no more need to hurry.
Ashleigh BrilliantAshleigh Brilliant quote #128 The less effort, the faster and more powerful you will be.
Bruce LeeBruce Lee quote #147 Time, motion and wine cause sleep.
OvidOvid quote #91 That indolent but agreeable condition of doing nothing.
Pliny the YoungerPliny the Younger quote #3 Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
Robert BenchleyRobert Benchley quote #15 The great advantage of a hotel is that it's a refuge from home life.
George Bernard ShawGeorge Bernard Shaw quote #6 And add to these retired Leisure, That in trim gardens takes his pleasure.
John MiltonJohn Milton quote #85 People of zee wurl, Relax!
Tom RobbinsTom Robbins quote #101
More relaxation quotes
You'd learn more about the world by lying on the couch and drinking gin out of a bottle than by watching the news.
Garrison KeillorGarrison Keillor quote #35 So long and take it easy, because if you start taking things seriously, it is the end of you.
Jack KerouacJack Kerouac quote #19 Total physical and mental inertia are highly agreeable, much more so than we allow ourselves to imagine. A beach not only permits such inertia but enforces it, thus neatly eliminating all problems of guilt. It is now the only place in our overly active world that does.
John Kenneth GalbraithJohn Kenneth Galbraith quote #11 The more relaxed the muscles are, the more energy can flow through the body. Using muscular tensions to try to 'do' the punch, or attempting to use brute force to knock someone over, will only work to opposite effect.
Bruce LeeBruce Lee quote #150 Art is the one form of human energy in the whole world, which really works for union, and destroys the barriers between man and man. It is the continual, unconscious replacement, however fleeting, of oneself by another; the real cement of human life; the everlasting refreshment and renewal. For, what is grievous, dompting, grim, about our lives is that we are shut up within ourselves, with an itch to get outside ourselves. And to be stolen away from ourselves by Art is a momentary relaxation from that itching, a minute's profound, and as it were secret, enfranchisement. The active amusements and relaxations of life can only rest certain of our faculties, by indulging others; the whole self is never rested save through that unconsciousness of self, which comes through rapt contemplation of Nature or of Art.
John GalsworthyJohn Galsworthy quote #24 I never joined the army because 'at ease' never seemed that easy to me. It seemed rather uptight, still. I do not relax by putting my arms behind my back and parting my legs slightly, that does not equal ease to me. At ease is not being in the military. I'm eased bro, cause I'm not in the military.
Mitch HedbergMitch Hedberg quote #42 One strength of Bradley Joseph as an artist has been his keen ability to write inspiring music with appropriately titled songs that express that thought non-verbally. ...There is no doubting that Bradley Joseph holds up the legacy of Solo Journey in fine fashion. There are no diminishing returns here, just attributes of elegance, grace and beauty. That said, The Journey Continues has a wonderfully calming effect that will blissfully wash away your cares and concerns.
Bradley JosephBradley Joseph quote #7 My summer holiday is going to happen this winter, and I'm going to Fiji. It's been me and my wife's dream to go there together for a long time, and we're actually going to make that happen some time very soon. It's got really beautiful weather all year round, and the beaches are amazing...you're basically off in the middle of the Pacific on an island. We're going to sit on the beach for two weeks and drink Tahitian liquor.
Chester BenningtonChester Bennington quote #12 Kerrang : Does God exist? Davey: I don't believe in God, but I do believe in Gosh. Adam: Yeah, Gosh, totally. He's like God only he's way more easy going.
Davey HavokDavey Havok quote #8 She's happy about what she looks like. She loves her food. Because she's relaxed her true beauty comes out.
Nigella LawsonNigella Lawson quote #29 He would sometimes be very cheerful with us, and laying aside his greatness he would be exceeding familiar with us, and by way of diversion would make verses with us, and everyone must try his fancy. He commonly called for tobacco, pipes, and a candle, and would now and then take tobacco himself; then he would fall again to his serious and great business.
Oliver CromwellOliver Cromwell quote #94 Leaves of brown they fall to the ground. And it's here, over there leaves around. Shut the door, dim the lights and relax. What is more, your desire or the facts?
Van MorrisonVan Morrison quote #43 Dicko: Hayley, hair looks great by the way. Curls are good for you. I've got to say, look, I don't think you're a natural at this. You have to work really hard at everything you do and it's pleasing to see the way you're moving in the right direction. I think that was a really tough song to chose. Some of those timings in there, it was a bit like a maths exam at times for me trying to keep up. But I think it's a really good style for you. That type of song. That type of artist, George as well. The only problem I have with you, I've had it for the past few weeks, is I can see you concentrating and I can hear you thinking about what you're trying to do as you're doing it and I don't know. Sometimes I just think if you could switch all of that off and just let yourself go a bit I think you'd be a lot better for it. But that was very good.
Hayley JensenHayley Jensen quote #17 I'm going to go home and walk my dog and hug my wife, and maybe get a good Mexican meal and a stiff margarita and a full night's sleep, ... And then I'm going to go right back to FEMA and continue to do all I can to help these victims.
Michael D. BrownMichael D. Brown quote #6 How I want a drink, alcoholic of course, after the heavy lectures involving quantum mechanics.
James JeansJames Jeans quote #42 It is a real chill out,
Gwendolyn BrooksGwendolyn Brooks quote #29 'The ideal attitude is to be physically loose and mentally tight.'
Arthur AsheArthur Ashe quote #17 Not only do I think pot should be legalized; I think it should be mandatory. (mocks driver honking horn in traffic) 'Shut up and smoke that, it's the law' 'I'm sorry officer, I was taking life seriously for a second. Who's hungry?'
Bill HicksBill Hicks quote #122 A heaven so clear, an earth so calm, So sweet, so soft, so hushed an air; And, deepening still the dreamlike charm, Wild moor-sheep feeding everywhere.
Emily BronteEmily Bronte quote #14 My experience is that people are most likely to listen to reason when in bed.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx quote #16 I must have women-there is nothing unbends the mind like them.
John GayJohn Gay quote #25 I enjoy cooking with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food I'm cooking.
Julia ChildJulia Child quote #4 'You have loved enough, now let me be the lover.' You could say that God is speaking to you or the cosmos, or your lover. It just means, like, Forget it. Lean back and be loved by all that is already loving you. It is your effort at love that is preventing you from experiencing it. It is like if you ever taught kids how to swim. The most difficult thing is Goddam to understand that they will float, if they relax, if they hold their breath and relax, they will actually float. For most kids it is difficult to swim. They feel they are going to sink like a stone to the bottom of the lake.
Leonard CohenLeonard Cohen quote #12 The best cure for the body is a quiet mind.
Napoleon BonaparteNapoleon Bonaparte quote #158 The discovery of a toy duck in the soap dish, presumably the property of some former juvenile visitor, contributed not a little to this new and happier frame of mind. What with one thing and another, I hadn't played with toy ducks in my bath for years, and I found the novel experience most invigorating. For the benefit of those interested, I may mention that if you shove the thing under the surface with the sponge and then let it go, it shoots out of the water in a manner calculated to divert the most careworn. Ten minutes of this and I was enabled to return to the bedchamber much more the old merry Bertram.
P. G. WodehouseP. G. Wodehouse quote #74 In the next world, I shan't be doing music, with all the striving and disappointments. I shall be being it.
Ralph Vaughan WilliamsRalph Vaughan Williams quote #12