The great advantage of a hotel is that it's a refuge from home life.

We don't bother much about dress and manners in England, because as a nation we don't dress well and we've no manners.

My specialty is being right when other people are wrong.

I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler. I don't like beer.

Got my ticket at the airport Well I guess I've been marking time I've been living in another country That operates along entirely different lines Keep me away …

Sadly I roam, Still longing for de old plantation, And for de old folks at home.

The world's a fine place for those who go out to take it; there's lots of unknown stuff' in it yet. I'll fill your lap, my pretty, so full of treasures that yo…