Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.

A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated.

I am more the inspirational type of speller. I work on hunches rather than mere facts, and the result is sometimes open to criticism by purists.

It is a real chill out,

People come up to me and say, 'What's wrong?' 'Nothing.' 'Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.' 'Yeah, you know it takes more energy to p…

Laugh, and the world laughs with you; Weep, and you weep alone. For this brave old earth must borrow its mirth, But has trouble enough of its own. Sing, and th…