I can forgive Alfred Nobel for inventing dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.

I am of the opinion that my life belongs to the whole community and as long as I live it is my privilege to do for it whatever I can.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it.

If all the economists in the world were laid end to end, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.

Dickens attacked English institutions with a ferocity that has never since been approached. Yet he managed to do it without making himself hated, and, more tha…

I will only make pictures that I won't be ashamed to have my children see.

That's why my girlfriend and I broke up: she wanted kids, and I : well, she wanted kids. [laughs] I had no idea her philosophy was that flawed. She goes, 'Woul…