The fickleness of the women I love is only equaled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.

It's well to be off with the Old Woman before you're on with the New.

The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel.

The quality of a play is the quality of its ideas.

Every fool knoweth that hatreds are the cinders of affection.

We've been together now for forty years, An' it don't seem a day too much, There ain't a lady livin' in the land As I'd 'swop' for my dear old Dutch.

In our darkest hour, in my deepest despair Will you still care? Will you be there? In my trials and my tribulations Through our doubts and frustrations In my v…