Quote #177
The best thing about living at the water's edge: you only have assholes on three sides of you, and if they come this way, you can hear them splash.
More from George Carlin
- Property is theft. Nobody 'owns' anything. When you die, it all stays here.
- The difference between the blues and the blahs is that you can't sing the blahs.
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- The future will soon be a thing of the past.
- Nothing is so boring as listening to someone else describe a dream.
- The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
- 'No comment' is a comment.
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