I'm not giving anything back to the community. You know why? Because I didn't take nothing. You can search my fucking house.

Another word you don't hear too often is dingleberries. You know, you never hear it on Meet the Press. I think it's because dingleberries is one of those words…

I'd like to begin by saying fuck Lance Armstrong. Fuck him and his balls and his bicycles and his steroids and his yellow shirts and the dumb empty expression …

One guy, about a month ago, was given three consecutive life terms, plus two death penalties. How the fuck do you serve that? Even David Copperfield can't do t…

The first requisite of a good citizen in this Republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight; that he shall not be a mere passenger, …

'They are casting their problems at society. And, you know, there's no such thing as society. There are individual men and women and there are families. And no…

If the expedition had failed, which it might well have done with all hope centered in just one plane, I should still be trying to pay back my obligations.