Alice Toklas' father had almost once had an oil well they dug and dug but naturally the oil did not gush, naturally not these things never do happen to any one one knows, if it could happen to them you would not be very likely to know them most naturally not. ~ Ch. 4

Since it could be done what was the use of doing it, and anyway you always have to stop doing something sometime. ~ Ch. 4

After all human beings have to live dogs too so as not to know that time is passing, that is the whole business of living to go on so they will not know that t…

I dislike it when instead of saying Jew they say Hebrew or Israelite, or Semite, I do not like it and why should a Negro want to be called colored. Why should …

Fiction has to be plausible. All history has to do is happen.

Where are they?

A junkyard contains all the bits and pieces of a Boeing 747, dismembered and in disarray. A whirlwind happens to blow through the yard. What is the chance that…