And it is always the humble man who talks too much; the proud man watches himself too closely.

Shall I tell you the secret of the whole world? It is that we have only known the back of the world. We see everything from behind, and it looks brutal. That i…

When learned men begin to use their reason, then I generally discover that they haven't got any.

Moderate strength is shown in violence, supreme strength is shown in levity.

My major hobby is teasing people who take themselves and the quality of their knowledge too seriously and those who don't have the guts to sometimes say: I don…

Pride defeats its own end, by bringing the man who seeks esteem and reverence into contempt.

I'm going to write a book someday and the title will be I'm an Ass, You're an Ass. That's the most liberating, wonderful thing in the world, when you openly ad…