I'm going to write a book someday and the title will be I'm an Ass, You're an Ass. That's the most liberating, wonderful thing in the world, when you openly admit you're an ass. It's wonderful. When people tell me, 'You're wrong.' I say, 'What can you expect of an ass?'

If you just swallow everything I am telling you, I am brainwashing you.

Is it possible for the rose to say, 'I will give my fragrance to the good people who smell me, but I will withhold it from the bad?' Or is it possible for the …

'I wish to become a teacher of the Truth.' 'Are you prepared to be ridiculed, ignored and starving till you are forty-five?' 'I am. But tell me: What will happ…

And it is always the humble man who talks too much; the proud man watches himself too closely.

Perhaps the only true dignity of man is his capacity to despise himself.

You are different from the really great man in only one thing: The great man, at one time, also was a very little man, but he developed one important ability: …