At the end of about a week, I called back and said, 'I need something to compare this to. Could I please have a microsecond?'
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At the end of about a week, I called back and said, 'I need something to compare this to. Could I please have a microsecond?'
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The quote is a joke and not a literal technical specification.
In total desperation, I called over to the engineering building, and I said, 'Please cut off a nanosecond and send it over to me.'
Life was simple before World War II. After that, we had systems.
I handed my passport to the immigration officer, and he looked at it and looked at me and said, 'What are you?'
In total desperation, I called over to the engineering building, and I said, 'Please cut off a nanosecond and send it over to me.'
One day I put instant coffee in my microwave oven and almost went back in time.
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