Quote #13

They say Allen got something from the Marx Brothers. He got nothing. Maybe twenty years ago, he might have been inspired. Today he's an original. The best, the funniest.

More from Groucho Marx

  1. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
  2. I got $25 from Reader's Digest last week for something I never said. I get credit all the time for things I never said. You know that line …
  3. From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
  4. I did a bond tour during the Second World War... We were raising money, and we played Boston and Philadelphia and most of the big cities. A…
  5. Here's to our wives and girlfriends... may they never meet!
  6. My experience is that people are most likely to listen to reason when in bed.
  7. No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
  8. I don't have a photograph. I'd give you my footprints, but they're upstairs in my socks.

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