More from Groucho Marx

  1. George Kaufman and I wrote a lot of funny lines for Groucho, some of which he occasionally used... but it was Groucho who by his innate sen…
  2. Groucho Marx is the only actor I ever allowed to ad-lib in a show I wrote. That was because I couldn't stop him.
  3. Groucho appeals on so many levels at once that you could go nuts trying to figure out whether it's the funny movement, the incomparable ton…
  4. Some years back, after a childhood of preocupation with comedy that led me to observing the styles of all the great comedians, I came to th…
  5. I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
  6. It is better to have loft and lost than never to have loft at all.
  7. Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
  8. When three men get a light off one match it is indicative of the fact that they have only one match or are Scotsmen.

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