It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.

Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.

It is inaccurate to say I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for pub…

I detest converts almost as much as I do missionaries.