It is inaccurate to say I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.

It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.

It is often argued that religion is valuable because it makes men good, but even if this were true it would not be a proof that religion is true. That would be…

Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.