Immorality is the morality of those who are having a better time. You will never convince the average farmer's mare that the late Maud S. was not dreadfully immoral.

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.

An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.

The most costly of all follies is to believe passionately in the palpably not true. It is the chief occupation of mankind.