An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.

Immorality is the morality of those who are having a better time. You will never convince the average farmer's mare that the late Maud S. was not dreadfully im…

A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.