Jealousy is the theory that some other fellow has just as little taste.

Lawyer - One who protects us against robbers by taking away the temptation.

Wealth - Any income that is at least $100 more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband.

Jury - A group of twelve men who, having lied to the judge about their hearing, health and business engagements, have failed to fool him.