Quote #64
Wealth - Any income that is at least $100 more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband.
More from H. L. Mencken
- Jealousy is the theory that some other fellow has just as little taste.
- Misogynist - A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
- Lawyer - One who protects us against robbers by taking away the temptation.
- A man may be a fool and not know it - but not if he is married.
- Jury - A group of twelve men who, having lied to the judge about their hearing, health and business engagements, have failed to fool him.
- Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married, too.
- Judge - A law student who marks his own examination-papers.
- Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.