Q: If you find so much that is unworthy of reverence in the United States, then why do you live here? A: Why do men go to zoos?

Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.

We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children sma…

A newspaper is a device for making the ignorant more ignorant and the crazy crazier.