It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours.

My choice early in life was either to be a piano-player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference.

Intense feeling too often obscures the truth.

The coolest thing I've gotten to do in the past few years is guest star on Sesame Street.

I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records.

We never expected anything, actually. I think we still don't expect anything. We were proud of the album when we finished it, so whatever success it has we are…