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About this quote

What does it mean?
This references George Washington's lie detector story but attributes it to Irving Berlin, making it likely satirical or erroneous.
In plain terms
A joke about not telling lies on Washington's birthday.
What can you take from it?
Use humor to reference history.

Where it applies

  • holiday jokes
  • historical references

Putting it to work

  • make light of history

Questions to consider

  • Why is this quote confusing?

Another view

It confuses historical fact with fictional attribution.

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