Life is a gift horse in my opinion.

The fact is always obvious much too late, but the most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid.

'I don't know. Poets are always taking the weather so personally. They're always sticking their emotions in things that have no emotions'.

I remember wanting to do something about that enormous-faced wristwatch she was wearing - perhaps suggest that she try wearing it around her waist.

The best break anybody ever gets is in bein' alive in the first place. An' you don't unnerstan' what a perfect deal it is until you realizes that you ain't gon…

'If I were to say 'God, why me?' about the bad things, then I should have said 'God, why me?' about the good things that happened in my life.'

We are going to die, and that makes us the lucky ones. Most people are never going to die because they are never going to be born. The potential people who cou…