Last night, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost. ~ New York Post Critic

Benny has done more than raise millions of dollars to erase operating deficits of major orchestras. He has brought multitudes of people who would not otherwise…

His violin always plays off-key, but his humor is never off-color. ~ Ronald Reagan

(when asked how well her father played the violin) Well, let me put it this way. He doesn't play as well as Jascha Heifetz - but then, who does? ~ Joan Benny

'though I'm no expert on all things PANTERA, I did hear their version of 'Cat Scratch Fever' and it was exceedingly white. No soul, no balls, no feel. Caucasia…

Monsieur Wagner a de beaux moments, mais de mauvais quart d'heures.

Mr. Martin Tanner, a baritone, of Dayton, Ohio made his Town Hall debut last night. He came well prepared, but unfortunately his presentation was not up to con…