Quote #37
Jack Benny: Where's that big glass star I told you to pack away last Christmas?
More from Jack Benny
- Jack Benny: We're a little late, so good night, folks.
- Rochester: You mean that shiny one with the three points on it?
- Rochester: It would've been hard to rhyme a dollar ninety-eight.
- Jack Benny: That star has five points.
- Jack: What do you think of this card I wrote for Don? 'To Don from Jacky, Oh golly, oh shucks. I hope that you like it, It cost forty bucks.
- Rochester: Well, it went down two points this last year.
- Perry Mason: Maybe my writers are better than yours.
- Thug: Look, bud, I said 'Your money or your life.'