Nardwar The Human Serviette: 'Jade, is there any way to protect Danny's balls - oh I'm sorry, Davey's balls - when he jumps into the audience?'

Interviewer: 'What would you do if you could be a girl for a day?'

Jade: 'They look like dorks.' (When shown a picture of AFI from 1996)

Fan: 'Will you sign my ticket?'

'If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full.'

'I still skate occasionally but last time I did, at our show in Hanford, I did a 360 front side varial over our rolled-up banner and broke every damn bone in m…

Listen, if you guys wanna move around and shift your asses a little... It's okay by us. You can take all your clothes off if you like too. It doesn't matter...…