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Let the meek inherit the earth - they have it coming to them.
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Laughter need not be cut out of anything, since it improves everything.
Love is the strange bewilderment that overtakes one person on account of another person.
Last night I dreamed of a small consolation enjoyed only by the blind: Nobody knows the trouble I've not seen!
Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch up with himself in a great rear end collision.
It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy.
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