Using these toolkits is like trying to make a bookshelf out of mashed potatoes. [4]

You can't take a dying project, sprinkle it with the magic pixie dust of 'open source,' and have everything magically work out. [3]

I'd just like to take this moment to point out that C has all the expressive power of two dixie cups and a string. ([5] commands.c:501)

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think 'I know, I'll use regular expressions.' Now they have two problems. [1][2]