I'd just like to take this moment to point out that C has all the expressive power of two dixie cups and a string. ([5] commands.c:501)

Using these toolkits is like trying to make a bookshelf out of mashed potatoes. [4]

Linux is only free if your time has no value. [6] - in an interview in June 1998; he later claimed that 'Bits and pieces of this article have been quoted out o…

You can't take a dying project, sprinkle it with the magic pixie dust of 'open source,' and have everything magically work out. [3]