Quote #22
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
Attribution disputed; shown as originally published.
More from Jane Wagner
- The best mind-altering drug is truth.
- Why is it when we talk to God we're said to be praying - but when God talks to us, we're said to be schizophrenic?
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- Interviewer: You once said you had a drug problem... Lily: Yeah, I still do. It's so hard to find good grass these days.
- If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed.
- Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
- If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
- If the formula for water is H2O, is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?