I tell you, sir, the only safeguard of order and discipline in the modern world is a standardized worker with interchangeable parts. That would solve the entire problem of management.

Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands.

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to play the game of life.

Everyone, when there's war in the air, learns to live in a new element: falsehood.

The theatre is a place where one has time for the problems of people to whom one would show the door if they came to one's office for a job.

Crash programs fail because they are based on theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby in a month.

If you don't know what to do with many of the papers piled on your desk, stick a dozen colleagues' initials on 'em, and pass them along. When in doubt, route.